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Oh please Tiny 6lbs 4oz baby Jesus, help me get that visual out of my head!!!
Brain bleach?
 
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What if I held my wallet in my other hand?
Why did the punch line.....Now that we know what kind of girl you are let's haggle over the price...leap to my mind?
 
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May have to gorilla tape the baton on to ring it though.
 
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Mick, have you tried while ringing a triangle dinner bell?
I did but my Johnson just didn't make it sing, ya know?
 
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Why did the punch line.....Now that we know what kind of girl you are let's haggle over the price...leap to my mind?
I may have to remember that one hahaha
 
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I did but my Johnson just didn't make it sing, ya know?
Theres pills for that sorta thing.
 
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Gloria Struck, 93 and still riding.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/moto...BBnb7Kz#page=2
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I am going to save all you a lot of time. Standing nekkid and pointing to your crotch while yelling...Come get ya some of this....does not work.
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What if I held my wallet in my other hand?
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Mick, have you tried while ringing a triangle dinner bell?
You guys are killing me here!
 
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When a trip to Walmart spirals out of control.......

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93! Wow that’s a huge feat. Good for her to be able to ride at that age. And still on a Harley.

Whats Stans excuse again?
 


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