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Old 04-13-2019, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Kettrey added that people may also engage in maintenance sex as a way to compromise with a partner. “It may be, ‘Well, I’ll do this for you today because I know next week, you might do something for me,'” she said.

Oh great! Qurterlies will become "Transactionals"
Time to work on that sales pitch!
 
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Time to work on that sales pitch!
I am going to save all you a lot of time. Standing nekkid and pointing to your crotch while yelling...Come get ya some of this....does not work.
 
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Mornin, Al. I have decided that as part of the philanthropic efforts of Diamond L I will declare myself indigent and await your largesse. You're a swell guy, Al.
Mick, unfortunately, I am already supporting two less fortunate deadbeat families about 2 blocks up the street.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I am going to save all you a lot of time. Standing nekkid and pointing to your crotch while yelling...Come get ya some of this....does not work.
What if I held my wallet in my other hand?
 
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Kettrey added that people may also engage in maintenance sex as a way to compromise with a partner. “It may be, ‘Well, I’ll do this for you today because I know next week, you might do something for me,'” she said.

Oh great! Qurterlies will become "Transactionals"
No, now you can use “not today. Maybe tomorrow”. Hahaha
 
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
Mick, unfortunately, I am already supporting two less fortunate deadbeat families about 2 blocks up the street.
Good things come in 3's.
 
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Happy Birthday, Tim!
Thanks Greg!
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I am going to save all you a lot of time. Standing nekkid and pointing to your crotch while yelling...Come get ya some of this....does not work.
Oh please Tiny 6lbs 4oz baby Jesus, help me get that visual out of my head!!!
 
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Mick, have you tried while ringing a triangle dinner bell?
 
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Oh please Tiny 6lbs 4oz baby Jesus, help me get that visual out of my head!!!
See, I told ya it didn't work.
 


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