Doing well Al.

 

Al, I’ve been thinking about what I might do after I retire. I was thinking of a new career , maybe a guidance counselor or a financial planner.
I would tell young people, they should worry a lot less about the temperature of the the planet going up a degree or two over the next hundred years and a little more about the freedom and liberty they are going to forfeit by turning over too much authority to the “State” , ie through socialism.
Or I could advise young parents that they should stop saving every last dollar for their children’s college fund and rather spend that money on cocaine and prostituts, because the return on their investment would be greater.

 

Afternoon woods

 

Now that is sound advice

 

Chuck, you might want to test your new vocation out first. ...something like the Peanuts cartoon. Set a stand up wIth the sign "FREE ADVICE" and underneath 5 CENTS

 

That market has been exploding.....

 

Damn, I'm late again with a good idea. Maybe if he wore a suit?

 

Ya, maybe you’re right Al, wouldn’t want to lose my shirt after getting sued by some slick lawyer !.
How about this Free Advice + $100.00 dollars sales tax, $50.00 dollars workmen’s comp. and $75.00 dollars,unemployment ins.

 

Afternoon, Woods, Woodettes, lurkers and second career dreamers.