Evening Woods. Just got done shoveling a cubic yard of landscape rock around the house. One more cubic yard tomorrow and I'm done with this part of the project. Per Bill "I'm too old for this ****".
nothing like a pile of stone to snap you back into reality
You need to move to my subdivision then. It's loaded with hot Russian (or Eastern European) women. It's like Russian Stepford.
Here's how this went. I walked in the house, said , "Honey I'm home!" I took off my fedora and hung it on the coat rack near the front door. My wife ran over wearing little more than an apron and tight leggings. You see, she had just finished supper and it was hot on the table waiting for me. She took my jacket and hung it on the coat rack and told me to kick my shoes anywhere, she'd tend to them after supper.
We all sit down and go through the obligatory, "Kids, how was your day?" Then I dropped the bomb. "Family, the Gerts are moving to the PNW!" Then I woke up...
Originally Posted by soft 02
Morning all. Was nice to sleep in my own bed last night.