Must've come in with my Beto for Texas memorabilia which straight into the trash.

 

Greetings Stan, Chris, Denny, John, and Larry.

If you think about it, egg salad is really chicken salad.

 

Not if you make it out of turtle eggs.

 

Noted.

 

Finished cutting the grass. Not a bad job when it’s only 69° out. Right, Al?

 

Fried chicken is made by bathing the dead in the unborn. Bob, we could do this all day. Just because you're into flannel and being vegan doesn't mean the rest of us are. Oh, and shitting on my pipe, but that was yesterday.

 

.....and when you eat a couple eggs, you just ate two whole chickens.

 

vote?! Da fugg?!
I need a drink.

 

Ribs dogs sausage taco mix. Bacon.
no chickens or parts there of

 

More ballot boxes being stuffed