I had to get a couple seals replaced before my Sturgis trip back in 2015. Cost me an arm & a leg

 

Were they baby fur seals?

 

"Oh you dont kill a seal just because you want a meal
you kill em cause you wanna hear the little f***** squeal.
You hit em in the head and you do it just for kicks then you poke them in the eye with your eye pokin stick."

* No seals were harmed in the production of this post

 

Hahaha!

 

But, seriously...I think it was a shift shaft seal that required the shop (local Indy) to pull the primary, $$$$$$$$$$

 

Our female drill sergeant was fond of that one. She would call that cadence every chance she got

 

Sounds like the kind of girl you bring home to Ma.

 

Maybe but my Mom could get mean at times, you knew it was coming when she switched to Spanish

 

and yet another reason to check all oil levels. Regularly

 

Morning, Woodys!