Mick, remind me to tell you about the BMW rider who was at the same fleabag motel as us in Hamilton, MT. He was the epitome of guys that look down their noses at other folks rides. Not that CVO riders EVER do that.

 

Russ, tell me about the BMW elitist....is that repetitive?

 

How are Sadie and Rocky?

 

His first question was to ask how many liters of storage Greg’s saddlebags could hold. I told him “I don’t f’in know, I don’t deal in liters” but assured him I could get two cases of beer in each one. Then he noticed T&P’s plates and remarked to a buddy of his that he thought “they speak English”. Really?

 

They are tired from a week at doggie daycare, but Rocky is particularly mopey cuz Glo is not at home.

 

He went on to extol the virtues of his brand new R1200. Nice bike but damn dude. He told everyone who was sitting outside how we would wake them in the morning. Shoulda had fishtails…..

 

Shoulda spoke to him in terms he understands....my saddle bags hold 3,000 ml of Chardonnay and a box of tampons.

 

I’ll send them a package once I get home. Speaking of packages, not yours, Kristi says we got the saddlebag guard, thank you!

 

G'Evening, Woods...

 

Yeah, that guy was a douche nozzle.
You're welcome! Glad it got there quickly.