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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I believe Chris was quoting John's wife.

Sorry, John, ya had to know somebody would.
I've always told her, I don't care where you get your appetite so long as you come home to eat
 
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I've always told her, I don't care where you get your appetite so long as you come home to eat
I’ve heard. That before. When I was married
 
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Old 07-21-2022, 01:19 PM
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I've always told her, I don't care where you get your appetite so long as you come home to eat
Another quote to jot down in my book here. Keep 'em comin'!
 
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Old 07-21-2022, 03:26 PM
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It's hard to argue when she's naked
 
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A ******* right now is better than the promise of sex later
 
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Are third cousins really family?
 
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It's not small, it's **** friendly
 
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Those were good John!
 
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How about THIS ONE for the ******!

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