Little umbrellas, Russ?

 

No, they’re still stored for winter. Not too little though, 9 foot ones.

 

In the cocktails, you know, a la Jack.

 

Oh, I can’t do that, they blow out of the cup when we’re in the golf cart and we aren’t litter bugs. We follow the “Don’t Mess with Texas” mantra.

 

Don't be a litterbug, aspire to be a drunk driver!

 

Just a simple open container Mick, we aren’t driving for hours.

 

G'Evening , Woods...

 

Umbrella drinks always end up in your nose

 

Al, John.

 

Evening gents! Helluva day. Spent much of it dealing with ATT. Our wireless account got hacked back in December. We called them and told them we will never have more than 2 lines, and never buy a phone from them - stop adding lines and selling us phones. Fast forward to today - twelve Iphone 13 pros and 8 lines have been added since November despite numerous calls to ATT. I **** you not, we have spent 20 hours on the phone with them. And they are out over 10 grand in phones. Finally had enough and closed the account, But we couldn't just close it because the hackers kept reopening it. So we just stopped paying the bill until it got shut off. Un-frickin0believable.

So now we have new phone numbers, which is okay seeing as we're moving. But Jesus.