Randy had a bad evening with his girlfriend, and he was found nekkid in his car in a church parking lot north of town here. Couple of weeks later he got into a fight with his girlfriends’s boyfriend shortly afterward suffering a stroke that he has never fully recovered from.
Never knew about the stroke part. he was on COPS where he was either drunk or stoned out of his mind...mighta been naked too. He looked a mess. Almost didn't recognize him.
All this reminds me of my ex wife's sister's husband. Guy was a big wig with the JWs. Always quoting scripture. They were from Wichita and up visiting. We met them at a water park in Wisconsin Dells. The idea was to have them follow us to our home in a Milwaukee suburb after enjoying the park. Trying to be courteous, I asked what speed he was comfortable driving at. He responded "Mark 12:17" I just stared blankly at him until he finally followed up with "I like to pay Caesar his things." More blank look on my part and then I finally said "Does that mean you want to drive the speed limit?" The answer was yes.
Years later we visited them in Wichita. He took us in his VW Vanagon to the circus. The dude was driving like a mad man. Well over the speed limit and driving in anger. I thought back to our Mark 12:17 conversation and thought what a dick. But I took consolation that the guy was probably furious following us at 55 MPH for 120 miles back then.
Of course like so many hypocrites that hide behind religion, he is now on his 3rd wife - a young woman that he was having bible studies with while married to my ex's sister. JWs frown on infidelity and divorce to put it mildly. And for an elder to do it, almost unfathomable. And yet, he's still an elder. And probably still an arrogant cork-sucker.
Just a heads up, If ya ever wanna stop Jw's from knocking on your door again, invite them in for coffee, throw a few jesus parables at them then digress to the old testament. At this point you bring up Adam an Eve, and the reason behind Eve biting the apple.(original sin)...Then you say ''Before that; No one had to wipe their *** after taking a ****''...
Your welcome.
03-10-2022, 06:55 PM
