TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
02-17-2022, 07:52 AM
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02-17-2022, 07:52 AM
02-17-2022, 07:52 AM
I discovered synthetic corks make perfect bottle stoppers for the liquor bottle lamps. Easy to drill and shape, no crumble.
02-17-2022, 07:53 AM
Do I need post the city boy/country cousin purple bull joke?
02-17-2022, 08:02 AM
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City boy visits country cousin. Sees beautiful girl next door. Country cousin says he wants to ask her out but is too shy. City boy says, "paint your bull's horns purple. As you show her around the farm she will notice the bull, you then explain what bulls do and before ya know it you'll be having sex. "
Country boy does so, no reaction. Next day he paints the bull's head purple, same result. Next day he paints the front half of the bull, she says nothing.
He finally paints the entire bull purple. She says, "on my, your bull is purple."
he says.... "Yeah, let's *****!"
Country boy does so, no reaction. Next day he paints the bull's head purple, same result. Next day he paints the front half of the bull, she says nothing.
He finally paints the entire bull purple. She says, "on my, your bull is purple."
he says.... "Yeah, let's *****!"
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