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Old 02-11-2019, 07:03 PM
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Medicare Part G

You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of the year!
 
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:10 PM
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Hi Russ .. WIN ,
 
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Finally, there are mannequins in my size.

 
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Hey, Tim and Mike!
 
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Hey Greg, Mike and Denny.

Funny pic, Mike.
 
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Originally Posted by rocket23
My brother works for nemf.....just declared bankruptcy.....the company, not him
What is that?
 
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LTL freight carriers.

Shitty to hear.
 
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Asked the tiny one if we could go in the house now, and she said no, I like it out here. Only one in the family that does...



Then about 5 minutes later, I'm cold, my gloves are wet, I wanna go in the house.

 
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