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I have to roll out to Austin this fine Navy day. I'll leave you with this:

Why do women have legs?
Well, you see the mess snails make.
 
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I will send my minions forth to retrieve the magical elixir...
and while you're out a breakfast meal from Whataburger.
 
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Mornin toakers. Another beautiful day so far. More than half tempted to go for a ride, but I'll hold off
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I googled 're-grow dollar tree virginity'...no hits.
No, but here’s a heartwarming story about a woman who re-grew her fingertip after a puma bit it off…..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-vacation.html

 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Problem solvers are leaders. By the way, a hymen doesn't re-grow.
Thanks for the tip Buster :>)
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
I googled 're-grow dollar tree virginity'...no hits.
Kudos to you. I don't think I could prepare myself for what could have came up with that search.
 
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Kudos to you. I don't think I could prepare myself for what could have came up with that search.
That’s how I landed on the puma/fingertip story.
 
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Originally Posted by Juan L
That's a nice one ... Might be a Two Dollar Tree ??
 


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