That would break my personal streak of never having entered a DT store except for that one time in Maggie Valley. I’m not sure I can handle the culture shock.

 

You are missing an enriching cultural experience. Send Kristi or Robert.

 

Excellent idea! I remain culturally virginal and still get the sauce!

 

Problem solvers are leaders. By the way, a hymen doesn't re-grow.

 

I concur, AWESOME is an exceptional multi use cleaner. I would also recommend Mean Green from Dollar General, its also a great multi use cleaner.

 

Spray it on, let it sit and it will dissolve the tar. Amazing stuff.

 

My wife is obsessed with vampire novels. She told me of a character that was a virgin before being turned. Her hymen regrows and breaks every time she has sex. That is all...

The Awesome cleaner from the Dollar Tree or Dollar General is amazing stuff! Wear gloves though. It will remove the oils in your hands too and your skin will crack and peel. Otherwise, miracle stuff, no joke.

 

No, but it can be surgically restored.

https://altermd.com/female-genital-s...econstruction/

 

I will send my minions forth to retrieve the magical elixir.

Morning Chris.

 

I googled 're-grow dollar tree virginity'...no hits.