Russel ( as my mother would have said ) my absence was an effort on my behalf to find Ed McMahon ... I received a phone call form publishers clearing house stating that I had won $6,000,000.00 and in all the excitement I hung up the phone before I could get the specifics on collecting my windfall ... Logically I deducted that if I could find Ed he would resolve the issue ... Alas, no luck :<(

 

I dunno, how's your Dad's taste in women/
As long as they're 12 oz.
Speaking of missing persons, Haven't seen Chris in a few days.

 

Would a note from Juan Epstein's mother suffice ??

 

Sorry to hear you’ve been unable to collect your winnings. Unfortunately, I must report that dear Ed passed away in 2009 and was cremated so your search was in vain. Perhaps you’re confused and your windfall was more likely associated with a Nigerian prince?

 

Amazon called today and left a message that I had a refund waiting for me....

 

Other than the car warranty people, occasionally I receive phone calls about my overdue college loans. I love being a deadbeat knowing you taxpayers are gonna hook me up.

 

He was Ed's brother, right?

 

Woodpile brother.

 

Distant cousin.

 

Evening gents! Sorry I haven't been around as much lately. I've been hob-knobbing with the BMW crew. We've had some scintillating conversations about whale foreskin jackets and vintage Sherry.