TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XIII
02-03-2019, 10:14 AM
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Late Morning Check-In ... The sun is shining and temps are in the double digits ... What a ( as Bill and Ted would say ) Most Glorious Morning Dudes :>)
02-03-2019, 10:16 AM
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Morning blue light special woods.
Heading out for some flag football in a bit. Sure hope it starts raining again today. Only got 1.5" at our house.
Heading out for some flag football in a bit. Sure hope it starts raining again today. Only got 1.5" at our house.
02-03-2019, 10:18 AM
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Hey Lou ... Haven't heard that "Blue Light Special" since the last time I heard "Welcome K-Mart Shoppers" ... aren't many left in this neck of the woods
02-03-2019, 10:20 AM
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Dear Patron Saint of Retail:
Watch over our brother, Greg, as he navigates the narrow aisles, fat wimminz in stretch pants, snot nosed kids and people who walk directly down the middle of the damned aisle and block any attempt to pass with their %$#**^ing shopping cart....uh, excuse me, I seem to have lost my place. Watch over Greg.
Watch over our brother, Greg, as he navigates the narrow aisles, fat wimminz in stretch pants, snot nosed kids and people who walk directly down the middle of the damned aisle and block any attempt to pass with their %$#**^ing shopping cart....uh, excuse me, I seem to have lost my place. Watch over Greg.
Amen! If it would ok to continue off your sermon....
Oh Great Lord from Above,
All Mighty Powerful One,
We beg that you give Gloria the strength and power to NOT harm Greg with eye rolls and sighs when he mumbles, snickers or makes comments about the People of Walmart. We pray to you, Oh Lord, to bring our Brother back, healthy, full of love and carts full of bounty to feed his loving family. Thank you Lord.
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02-03-2019, 10:23 AM
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02-03-2019, 10:26 AM
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02-03-2019, 11:20 AM
I would only go to a walmart if I carried the .45, not the .38 I usually carry.
Ya need all the protection ya can get.
Speaking of guns....
There were three women in wild west who are waiting to be executed. Redhead Bella, brunette Ivanka, and blonde Cindy. It was an old style execution. Of course, the trio didn’t want to die, so they needed a plan.Bella said, “I have an idea. Watch me.”
So, when it was time for Bella’s execution,one man from execution squad tied her hands and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” guy asked. “No I don’t.” Bella replied. “Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim….”
“Sandstorm!” Bella screamed.The squad all turned around, and she escaped!
The brunette Ivanka and blonde Cindy saw this. So, when it was time for the Ivanka’s execution, the gunman tied her hands and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No. I don’t”Ivanka replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim…”
“Flood!”Ivanka screamed. The squad all turned around, and she escaped, too!
Now Cindy understood this. So, when it was time for the Cindy’s execution, the gunman tied her hands and made her line up against a wall.
“Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.I don’t” Cindy replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim…”
“Fire!”Cindy screamed…
Alw
Ya need all the protection ya can get.
Speaking of guns....
There were three women in wild west who are waiting to be executed. Redhead Bella, brunette Ivanka, and blonde Cindy. It was an old style execution. Of course, the trio didn’t want to die, so they needed a plan.Bella said, “I have an idea. Watch me.”
So, when it was time for Bella’s execution,one man from execution squad tied her hands and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” guy asked. “No I don’t.” Bella replied. “Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim….”
“Sandstorm!” Bella screamed.The squad all turned around, and she escaped!
The brunette Ivanka and blonde Cindy saw this. So, when it was time for the Ivanka’s execution, the gunman tied her hands and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No. I don’t”Ivanka replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim…”
“Flood!”Ivanka screamed. The squad all turned around, and she escaped, too!
Now Cindy understood this. So, when it was time for the Cindy’s execution, the gunman tied her hands and made her line up against a wall.
“Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.I don’t” Cindy replied.
“Ok then… we’re set. Ready… aim…”
“Fire!”Cindy screamed…
Alw