You gize keep talking about how cold it is outside.

Gimminee Krickets gize, I am not complaining.

This is how cold it is inside my house.




So grow a pair............

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Skiptity Do Dah, Skiptity Day...

Sometimes we fill up the tub and skate on it. Indoor skating rink. Whoooo Hoooooo............

 

Buzz, don't know why you're surprised...the brand name of the toilet is Glacier Bay.

 

Years and years of practice Mick :>)

 

OK, whoever is supposed to be watching Jose is not doing their job....

https://kfor.com/2019/01/31/a-sinkho...-florida-bank/

 

I saw this on the news last evening ... Whodathunkit? ... A hole in the middle of the road for an easy entrance into a bank that has all the money inside a vault?

 

Crooks R Dumb! Else they wouldn't be crooks!

 

Ya, still cold here in MN, we've seen -60 below wind chill temps and -40 below actual temps in this state.
Weekend will be warmer they say, probably a blizzard headed this way.

But...on a lighter note..


While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer,
lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge
of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with
a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse
with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side
of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and
bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife
Will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see
if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort
of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my
wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and,
after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked
her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going
to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while.
She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."


Alw

 

 

 

TOAK instant fact....the tongue of the blue whale weighs as much as a grown elephant.