Well, I'm qualified to fit that need !

 

There's got to be a reason.....

 

Another thing to complain about.

 

Still morning here, so I'm not missing a check in. I started drinking already. Jes sayin.

 

You know what Larry says about drinkin early....

 

Afternoon gents!

Just to give you fair warning - DO NOT show this to your wives. I don't want to be the cause of any rifts for you lesser husbands.

I gave Cheryl the ultimate Mother's Day gift - A brand new kitchen faucet! Yes, yes......I know. I set the bar too high. This even tops the vacuum cleaner Mother's Day gift of 2015.

Now all she needs to do is install it and she's all set for dish cleaning ecstasy.

 

Bob, you romantic devil. No wonder Cheryl looks at you all goo-goo eyed.

 

Bob, you are a true gift to women. Does Cheryl know how lucky she is?

 

Speaking of gifts, I received a very nice surprise from a Wood that arrived in this velvet bag. It was not the world's smallest bottle of Crown.

 

Bob, you need to stop doing that. A guy can only handle so much guilt and shame.

Well, Mick, what is it???