Originally Posted by Juan L

Let me run this by you guys.

Every summer, the Baptists down the street invite the block to come down and socialize in their driveway. They and the neighbors right next to them are judgmental ****** who look down their noses at some of the more “social” folks in the neighborhood who stay up late, keep their party lights on in the backyard and party til the wee hours. Regardless, everyone receives an invite to the gathering.

My next door neighbor and I have decided that we want to load up a cooler on the golf cart with beer and a couple of pitchers of margaritas and a bunch of red solo cups when we go to the social hour. Now here’s where it gets sticky. We want to hire a young, firm and well endowed young lady to drive the golf cart to the social hour and serve drinks from the cooler for about an hour. We’ll simply pass her off as my neighbor’s niece who came by for the afternoon. My wife says this is “inappropriate” and my neighbor’s wife agrees with a massive eye roll. We’re just trying to liven things up a bit. Judges?

Originally Posted by rocket23

so let me get this right, the baptist hosts AND the next door neighbors are judgmental ******? Or just the neighbors?...If both, hire the chick and send the wives....YOU play golf with the new hire.....