I only wish I could do some of these things..... lawn needs mowing, but back says no. Sigh..... couple more days and I'll need a hay binder to clear up the clippings.
So the beach trip was nice. 4 hours under an umbrella relaxing. I would have rather been almost any other place but it made her happy. Apparently it was Walmart late night crowd day at the beach so the worthwhile sites were few and far between.
Every summer, the Baptists down the street invite the block to come down and socialize in their driveway. They and the neighbors right next to them are judgmental ****** who look down their noses at some of the more “social” folks in the neighborhood who stay up late, keep their party lights on in the backyard and party til the wee hours. Regardless, everyone receives an invite to the gathering.
My next door neighbor and I have decided that we want to load up a cooler on the golf cart with beer and a couple of pitchers of margaritas and a bunch of red solo cups when we go to the social hour. Now here’s where it gets sticky. We want to hire a young, firm and well endowed young lady to drive the golf cart to the social hour and serve drinks from the cooler for about an hour. We’ll simply pass her off as my neighbor’s niece who came by for the afternoon. My wife says this is “inappropriate” and my neighbor’s wife agrees with a massive eye roll. We’re just trying to liven things up a bit. Judges?
You know what they say about baptists. Where ever 4 are gathered, there's bound to be a fifth. I approve of the golf cart hottie. If you decide to do so, we'll need proof that you decide to defy your wife
Russ, why not?...They don't like you now. May as well get them to hate you and you'll never be invited again........Oh, make sure your insurance on your house is up to date.
05-08-2021, 09:22 AM
