How long does it take to arrange 3 pr of socks?

 

 

I have 6 pair, thank you very much! I only wear Tuesday's socks into Wednesday to make up for the lack of enough clothing items.

 

I think when we come back in on nights, I'm going to bring some condoms in and throw em on the boss's desk. When he looks at me funny, I'll tell him I was hoping for a change since they've gone bareback on me all week

 

John, that should get you some brownie points...

 

Brownie points..... hell I get mad anytime they try and put me in for any form of recognition. So long as my bank account gets filled up every 2 weeks, I'm winning

 

Late morning StanBy.

 

Gamble.... or you could toss a small jar of Vasoline on his desk. I did that once, bossman said what's this??? I said I'm tired of you guys always screwing me over and not using lube..... good thing he had a good sense of humor. He cursed at me as he threw my out of his office....

 

You have the powerhouse, and the scrubbers. We used to work both, but our union rep has turned scrubbers into the retirement home. Anytime they ask me to work out there, I tell em that I don't use chapstick and I don't own kneepads

 

If you smear lipstick on it, it looks more like the real thing.

Denny, I think you're more than a lurker anymore. Just sayin...