You know, only one gets to wear the pants in a family, or so I was told by an old girlfriend, just before I kicked her to the curb.

 

All this talk about pipes and hybrids and blouses and deer and trucks has my mind reeling this early in the morning.

 

Keep telling yourself that.....

 

I can’t believe that bitch put both of those pieces of toast right next to each other in the toast holder!.

 

They're being mean today Greg. Go get you some coffee and come back.

 

I can’t believe you spent money on a toast holder

Is what would have came out of my mouth before this picture was taken.

 

 

And then the world went dark.......

 

No civilized millennial let’s their toast touch together Tim .

 

Well it's a good thing Tim isn't a millennial!