Yep. Raise the labor rate and get 100% absorption, pay salespeople flats and collect thousands in holdback, get your ads to zero with co-op and voila.....we be lookin' good. Enough about the biz....a few years back I did my best to educate the morons who buy a car every few years and think they know more about how to buy a car than the guys who do it 24/7 and realized it will never change.

I will, however, discuss photography tips for 18 year old cheerleaders and the benefits of backlit scenes.

 

I've been studying Lou's Crotch Cam technique.

 

Yes, we named them 'Louies' in his honor. Most of us have taken the $199 intro course entitled....'Being Slapped if you Forgot to Turn off the Shutter Sound is a No No'.

 

I'm signing up for the advanced course on Looking less like a creep.

 

G'Afternoon, Woods....and dirtbag car salesmen.......

 

I am not familiar with this term 'a beer'.

 

Hey, Al, how is the world treating you? I only ask in a dirtbag sort of way.

 

Hey Mick, If I was any happier...they'd have to cut back on my medication! How you doing?