TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XII
11-22-2018, 08:53 AM
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I have to tell you, they need to work on their content.
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Uncle Larry (11-22-2018)
11-22-2018, 09:45 AM
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11-22-2018, 09:48 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving Don & Lou!
It's 75° f and humid here.
Going for a short ride to grab a few things.
It's 75° f and humid here.
Going for a short ride to grab a few things.
11-22-2018, 10:19 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to ya all.
Just the wife and I, so it's a pretty relaxing day here.
And.....
Sven and Ole received a call to go down to the coroner office. Their friend Lars was in an accident at work and they needed to help identify the body.
Sven goes into the room with the body first. He winced at the gruesome sight. It was bad.
"Well I can't really tell", Sven said, "ahh, can you flip him over?".
The coroner flips over the body and Sven immediately knows it's not Lars. "Nope, definitely not him".
Ole is next up. He goes in the room and says, "Hmmm, well ya know? It kind of looks like Lars. Can you flip him over to make sure?"
The coroner flips the body face down again. Immediately Ole backtracks, "nope, it's definitely not him".
Confused, the coroner asks how they were so sure. Ole replies, "Well whenever we would walk down the street people would say, "Hey look, there goes Lars with them two ********.""
and...So Ole owns a roofing business, and hires Lars to work for him. The first day on the job, Ole looks over at Lars and sees him pick a nail up, look at it, then hammer it in a shingle. Next nail, Lars picks up, looks at it, and throws it away.
Lars keeps doing this, tossing about half the nails away, when Ole finally says, "Hey Lars, whatcha doin' with all dose nails?"
"Well, Ole, I see dese nails here, a lot o' dem got da head on da wrong end!" answers Lars.
"You idiot Lars," shouts Ole, "we save dose for the udder side of da roof!"
Be well and be safe all.
Alw
Just the wife and I, so it's a pretty relaxing day here.
And.....
Sven and Ole received a call to go down to the coroner office. Their friend Lars was in an accident at work and they needed to help identify the body.
Sven goes into the room with the body first. He winced at the gruesome sight. It was bad.
"Well I can't really tell", Sven said, "ahh, can you flip him over?".
The coroner flips over the body and Sven immediately knows it's not Lars. "Nope, definitely not him".
Ole is next up. He goes in the room and says, "Hmmm, well ya know? It kind of looks like Lars. Can you flip him over to make sure?"
The coroner flips the body face down again. Immediately Ole backtracks, "nope, it's definitely not him".
Confused, the coroner asks how they were so sure. Ole replies, "Well whenever we would walk down the street people would say, "Hey look, there goes Lars with them two ********.""
and...So Ole owns a roofing business, and hires Lars to work for him. The first day on the job, Ole looks over at Lars and sees him pick a nail up, look at it, then hammer it in a shingle. Next nail, Lars picks up, looks at it, and throws it away.
Lars keeps doing this, tossing about half the nails away, when Ole finally says, "Hey Lars, whatcha doin' with all dose nails?"
"Well, Ole, I see dese nails here, a lot o' dem got da head on da wrong end!" answers Lars.
"You idiot Lars," shouts Ole, "we save dose for the udder side of da roof!"
Be well and be safe all.
Alw
11-22-2018, 10:39 AM
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