My old company reunions, always seem to be in April and bad weather. Occasionally they're in Australia (was an experimental US Army/Oz Navy mix), that would be a great trip if I could spend a few months there afterwards. They put photos and videos online and I can't recognize anybody.

 

That would be really bad...

 

An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter.

Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?"

The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied, "Yes we do have ******. Actually we carry many different models. . ."

The old woman then asked: "Doooo youuuu carry aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?"

Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded, "Yes, yes we do."

She stammered, "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"

 

And the toilet sign of the day

 

Afternoon. Balmy 44 here this afternoon. Need to cut something but I have no urge to do it.

 

Interesting moldy. What does the other bathroom wall say?

 

The grass? The cheese? The ties that bind? A limb? Your hair? A cake?

 

%EUR_ге&!# grASS.......

Hey mick!

 

Hey, Dan. Too rainy for much outdoor activity here.