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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Stop dating blind chicks Jose .......
Are you shitting me?
How do you supposed I get a sighted chick to go out with me?
 
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
It takes quite a bit of maintenance.
You'd be surprised. Some chicks have never seen chest hair....
But once they get a taste of it they love running their fingers though post coital. Beard too lol.

What's the good word woods?
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Take the term "blind date" literally.
 
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Evening, Joe!
 
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Ineluctable
Thats my good word of the day.

Howdy Jethro
 
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Take the term "blind date" literally.
I told you I used to date a girl with a glass eye
 
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Hey, Jose, Justin, Mick, Russ and Stan!
 
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
Are you shitting me?
How do you supposed I get a sighted chick to go out with me?
Tell her your family owns the post it note empire. Just odd enough they won't bother to call bullshit.
 
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
I told you I used to date a girl with a glass eye
Peg leg!!! Peg leg!!!
 


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