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I generally have better success at bars by saying...

You don't happen to know Stan in Minnesota do you? They always say the same thing...Oh, you mean the guy with the hair?
 
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Russ: (After 3-4 drinks) "You know, you are a dead-ringer for a sweet girl I used to date. I think that's pretty cool !"
Bartender: "Oh. Neat......... Wanna 'nuther drink?"
I actually inquired about her lineage.....her
mother never lived in Texas so I’m good!
 
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I generally have better success at bars by saying...

You don't happen to know Stan in Minnesota do you? They always say the same thing...Oh, you mean the guy with the hair?
I used to use that one but I found it was self-defeating to mention Stan while my lack of hair was on display
 
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On the other hand, I appear to be Fabio when out with Jack.
 
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I generally have better success at bars by saying...

You don't happen to know Stan in Minnesota do you? They always say the same thing...Oh, you mean the guy with the hair?
Damn hairpullers .... every last one of 'em.
Oh .......wait ........
 
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Hello Stan!
 
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On the other hand, I appear to be Fabio when out with Jack.
Uh, Russ, I love ya but somebody done lied to you.
 
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You’re crushing my dreams Mick....
 
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Russ, I tried to warn you about thinking those participation trophies would prepare you for the real world.
 
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at this point I don't mind being follicly challenged
 
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