TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XI
#8661
04-08-2018, 08:41 PM
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#8662
04-08-2018, 08:45 PM
#8663
04-08-2018, 08:47 PM
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yes!! nic looking days but cols an windy as ****!! bruins are playing a makeup game w/ the panthers......3-2 right now 2 min. power play next.....feelin' better!!!
#8664
04-08-2018, 08:53 PM
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Ok so this literally just happened. Still recovering.
My girlfriend and I recently got a Chromecast instead of getting cable again and have been loving it. I cast everything to my TV. Everything. For the last few days, I've been having a blast casting my ***** and pics of my morning poos from the bathroom while my gf is doing her thang. She's a good sport. No idea why she's still around.
Today was a special case. My stomach wasn't feeling great after a heavy dinner last night. Went to the bathroom and emitted a substance from my anus that I couldn't describe. So what do I do? I cast a picture of my diarrhea filled toilet to my TV and sent a text to my gf asking if she thinks I'm dying, based on the poo's appearance. This is where everything went to '****'. Turns out the neighbors came over while I was blowing out my insides and hanging out in the living room. All I heard was a scream and my gf apologizing profusely. Needless to say, I stayed hidden in the bathroom, looking for new apartments... Came out to a fuming gf yelling about how we'll never have friends.
My girlfriend and I recently got a Chromecast instead of getting cable again and have been loving it. I cast everything to my TV. Everything. For the last few days, I've been having a blast casting my ***** and pics of my morning poos from the bathroom while my gf is doing her thang. She's a good sport. No idea why she's still around.
Today was a special case. My stomach wasn't feeling great after a heavy dinner last night. Went to the bathroom and emitted a substance from my anus that I couldn't describe. So what do I do? I cast a picture of my diarrhea filled toilet to my TV and sent a text to my gf asking if she thinks I'm dying, based on the poo's appearance. This is where everything went to '****'. Turns out the neighbors came over while I was blowing out my insides and hanging out in the living room. All I heard was a scream and my gf apologizing profusely. Needless to say, I stayed hidden in the bathroom, looking for new apartments... Came out to a fuming gf yelling about how we'll never have friends.
#8665
04-08-2018, 08:55 PM
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Excuse me sir, isn't this the line for elder abuse?
#8666
04-08-2018, 08:57 PM
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#8667
04-08-2018, 08:58 PM
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#8668
04-08-2018, 08:58 PM
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Ok so this literally just happened. Still recovering.
My girlfriend and I recently got a Chromecast instead of getting cable again and have been loving it. I cast everything to my TV. Everything. For the last few days, I've been having a blast casting my ***** and pics of my morning poos from the bathroom while my gf is doing her thang. She's a good sport. No idea why she's still around.
Today was a special case. My stomach wasn't feeling great after a heavy dinner last night. Went to the bathroom and emitted a substance from my anus that I couldn't describe. So what do I do? I cast a picture of my diarrhea filled toilet to my TV and sent a text to my gf asking if she thinks I'm dying, based on the poo's appearance. This is where everything went to '****'. Turns out the neighbors came over while I was blowing out my insides and hanging out in the living room. All I heard was a scream and my gf apologizing profusely. Needless to say, I stayed hidden in the bathroom, looking for new apartments... Came out to a fuming gf yelling about how we'll never have friends.
My girlfriend and I recently got a Chromecast instead of getting cable again and have been loving it. I cast everything to my TV. Everything. For the last few days, I've been having a blast casting my ***** and pics of my morning poos from the bathroom while my gf is doing her thang. She's a good sport. No idea why she's still around.
Today was a special case. My stomach wasn't feeling great after a heavy dinner last night. Went to the bathroom and emitted a substance from my anus that I couldn't describe. So what do I do? I cast a picture of my diarrhea filled toilet to my TV and sent a text to my gf asking if she thinks I'm dying, based on the poo's appearance. This is where everything went to '****'. Turns out the neighbors came over while I was blowing out my insides and hanging out in the living room. All I heard was a scream and my gf apologizing profusely. Needless to say, I stayed hidden in the bathroom, looking for new apartments... Came out to a fuming gf yelling about how we'll never have friends.
#8669
04-08-2018, 09:03 PM
I've made a few noises like that. Gloria calls from the Kitchen: "Are you OK in there?"
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
#8670
04-08-2018, 09:08 PM
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