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Old 07-30-2018, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
I've been on the phone with an old friend helping her with Lease end options. She's got such a hot Alabama accent. Damn!
To bad I need one of those pissing funnels even on a warm day.

A little Viagra might help with your aim....
 
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
A little Viagra might help with your aim....
No way man!
I took 100mg the first time I tried that. When I went to take a leak it was pure Hell!
I had 2 or 3 streams going and pissed all over my bathroom ceiling.
 
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**** hardons are tough to control.
 
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Originally Posted by Mozvader
No way man!
I took 100mg the first time I tried that. When I went to take a leak it was pure Hell!
I had 2 or 3 streams going and pissed all over my bathroom ceiling.
here's a tip for when you get old : take a 1/4 tablet when you go to bed. Keeps you from peeing on your feet when you get up in the middle of the night to pee..( read it on the internet)
 
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Who are you Rus..the fourm police...*** clown wannabe
We don't need your brand of BS in here Fan Boi. Anyone who hides behind their fake name is a *****, and that is you.
 
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Originally Posted by Spook1966
Go over to the corner and work on your parenting skills Rus.
Awww looks, tough guy is still talking ****. Fan Boi. I have some parenting skills for you.....

You came in here talking **** about everyone who posts here. Don't expect to be able to suck **** and make up for it.
 
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:11 PM
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Afternoon, guys.
Naps-R-Gud.
 
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take a Viagra when you have a severe sunburn...it'll keep the sheets off your skin
 
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take a Viagra when you have a severe sunburn...it'll keep the sheets off your skin
I usually sleep under a tent. Lol.
 
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Welp off to the gym now that mama is finished with the fair!
 
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