Late afternoon woods

Assisted another FD this morning on this call.

Vehicle Rollover and Fire. First time I've actually ran the pump on the fire truck.

 

That doesn't look good.

 

Everyone get out okay?

 

Driver was only occupant. Had a head injury. Not sure how bad or anything else.

The flames are less significant in this pic than compared to when we arrived.

It was an dually work truck from one of the oil & gas guys here.

 

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:

1.The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?


The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

 

 

That'll buff out.

 

Time to head home. Later Gents.

 

Evenin Woods! Been a busy day and now going to be a busy evening. Going to watch my niece play fastpitch softball.

 

Sup Markus!