TOAK, The Thread of All Knowledge Part XI
06-19-2018, 08:32 AM
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I change the seat covers in my truck depending on what I have going on. If I'm out Pimpin in my tiger stripe suit I have the tiger stripe seat covers on. If I'm looking for older ladies I put the cougar print seat covers on. It kind of lets people know what I'm doing
06-19-2018, 08:37 AM
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You are "Da Man" Mark ... Perhaps a You Tube video to show the younger "whippersnappers" what style is really all about? :>)
06-19-2018, 08:51 AM
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I know a guy who swears by the beaded seat covers....
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06-19-2018, 09:24 AM
Howdy do Woods. Gonna be another hot one here. Supposed to hit 95 by about 2pm and it damn sure ain't no dry heat in NC! Gotta pick up some oil and a filter for the King today. Getting ready to head up to Boozy Creek TN on 7/6 for a big shindig celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Peacemakers MC. It's gonna be a hoot! I reckon me and Sweet T will be staying in Bristol since I don't sleep on the ground anymore.
06-19-2018, 09:27 AM
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06-19-2018, 09:41 AM
HI Terry. Things are going well here. Sure wish I had my old Ultra here for the trips we're taking! Nice to have the room to take stuff, but the King will do just fine. Need to find a quick detach rear rack to fit an '09 on the cheap if y'all know anybody that has one!
06-19-2018, 09:44 AM
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06-19-2018, 09:58 AM
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
( You sang it, didn't you? )
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
( You sang it, didn't you? )