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Old 05-29-2018, 04:34 PM
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Hey Larry,

Try 82°, humid, and there's so many bugs that I turned around and came home.
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 04:35 PM
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Hey Larry,

Try 82°, humid, and there's so many bugs that I turned around and came home.
Yep ... been there ... fish flies so thick you couldn't see :<(
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 04:41 PM
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Oldie but still funny

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"...Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"... Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle – it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:31 PM
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Afternoon, Guys!
Naps-R-Gud!
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:37 PM
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Afternoon woods, busy day here at the shuffle. Dad, Mom and my aunt went to clean graves on Saturday. Plant flags and lights next to them. Then I did yard work until we went for a back road. Sunday Dad and I went and played 18, more yard work and another backroad. Yesterday we watched the parade then went down the river. Ate and fell into bed never to be heard of again until 8:00 this morning.
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:38 PM
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Afternoon, Mark! Sounds like a good weekend!
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 05:42 PM
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Hey Greg, yea kind of hectic but I had fun and spent time with my family.
 
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Time to roll, later.
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:01 PM
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See ya, Mark I!
 
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:39 PM
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Evenin Toakers... passin thru....
 


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