Morning, Woodys!

 

Morning Greg

 

Mornin Greg and Russ!

 

Hey Marcus. Perhaps you'd like a new position as Pool Supervisor for the HOA? I have removed my contact information and will not be responding to the usual requests to mediate improper swim wear or clubhouse parties expecting pool use situations.

 

Unless this is the improper swim wear ......

 

Morning, Mark and Russ.
Russ, is your replacement up to the task?

 

I bought Kristi some Powerlet heated glove liners last night. Her hands get cold quickly.

 

He does not have a clue.....

I've seen it all, drunk patrons soliciting sex, racism claims because we won't let people swim in basketball shorts, parties that think all 100 of their guests are entitled to swim, people climbing fences, lifeguards sleeping in the clubhouse....it goes on and on.

 

 

'Murica.