Had to google that, hope Tina never finds one of those on sale at Meijers where she works.

 

Oops. I thought Tina was the boss at work. Sorry.

 

Nope Tina is boss at home Lisa is boss at work. I hope neither one of them get their hands on one of those things.

 

I am not into whips & chains either

 

If I wanted to be beat up I would just go to one of the local club houses and **** on someones leg, no cat o' nine needed.

 

There is a HA club house in La Salle my buddy and I pass when go riding. they like to give us the Stink Eye as we go by

 

Just smile and wave.

 

That's exactly what I do. no need to borrow trouble, right?

 

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of ***** I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."

 

Hahaha!