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Does make me sammich count?
Absolutely!!! I don't see a prawblem dere!
 
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Mornin Terry... foreplay... geesh, I kissed her when I walked ina door!!

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One of my buddies from the fire dept. was married to a girl who's parents owned the local funeral parlor. We were taking a night walk down at hunting camp and he was bitching she never gave it up. I told him to get in a bath tub full of ice water then lay real still on the bed. He always carried a .44 magnum and I was waiting for the muzzle flash!
 
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I could see lickin the sammich spread off the knife a turn on Terry!!!
 
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I could see lickin the sammich spread off the knife a turn on Terry!!!
May-o-naise?
 
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Originally Posted by fireman031967
One of my buddies from the fire dept. was married to a girl who's parents owned the local funeral parlor. We were taking a night walk down at hunting camp and he was bitching she never gave it up. I told him to get in a bath tub full of ice water then lay real still on the bed. He always carried a .44 magnum and I was waiting for the muzzle flash!
It's a shame but there isa lotta truth to that story... knew a girl in WV, married to a mortician's son, cold shower before, she apparently thought that was normal! My advice......RUUUN!!!
 

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It's a shame but there isa lotta truth to that story... knew a girl in WV, married to a mortician's son, she apparently thought that was normal! My advice......RUUUN!!!
I wonder what her and her boyfriend did on date night if there was only a female corpse in house?
 
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Mornin Terry & Chuck
 
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I think I am ready to try to get back to sleep. I'll check back later
 
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Hope you feel better Mark!
 


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