Are you saying there are people who allow beer to warm beyond prime consumptive temperature then still consume it? Sick bastards.
Years ago I worked in a local family market. We had a guy who came in regularly at lunchtime, bought a 40 oz (I think their version was 44 oz) of Milwaukee Best, put it on the dash of his truck in the sun and drank it at the end of his shift.
Ya we have our brush truck ready. We've been lucky in the past fall fire seasons. I imagine we are due for something this year.
We used to have those old brass back pack tanks with the pumps, heavy as hell! Finally came into the 20th century with the vest ones, I hated those brass ones!