After lunch check in, what's up duckwoods?

 

It's all fowl I tell ya.

 

I am stunned the term Wood Duck has not been used.

 

It's pert near 8PM in Nigeria and nothing from Russ. I wonder if he is out on the town spending all our inheritances

 

Hey all! Cold ride in this am. As I got closer to w*$k, the lower the gauge said the temperature was...

 

Absolutely not. He is....well....he is relaxing....uh, kicking back....aw hell, he's squandering every last cent.

 

I used to deal allot with people from there thay worked on the oil rigs. Some of the natives wood come here sometimes for a short time. After the first day, they wood be taken to a mall. The next day they were dressed to the nines. One sales took them to a strip joint. One guy could not understand the difference between phone sex and the real thing.

 

Hell, that's easy. One is physical sex the other is oral sex.

 

He thought that he could call a phone sex line, then have her come over and do it and not on the phone. Somebody at work had to explain the difference to him. The guys I met were very backward. Very nice and proper, but backward.
Lots of crazy stories with those guys...

 

Tanks !
I always wanted to axe someone about dat .....