My opinion on big gals....if they keep getting quarterlies they have no motivation to change their ways

 

They get quarterlies? Those bitches! [/end catty voice]

 

All of a sudden self realization fell upon me

 

I see the press is now focusing on fans being struck by foul ***** in the ball parks now. Won't be long before the entire park is encased in a net and no child will ever get to catch a foul ball again.

 

Abraham Maslow, is that you?

 

Does anyone know what time the world is supposed to end? I have a flight to catch and I want to make sure I have the rental car back lest I be charged for additional days.

 

Fixed it for ya

 

I'm an eye man.

 

I like butts and *****, but a nice pair of eyes ain't bad either

 

Did someone say Sir Mix A Lot?