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01-11-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Northern Glide

The attractive 30-something lunch waitress just called me Honey.
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Do ya think that........... well maybe............ ummm.
Well no, nevermind.

It's called 'Tip Insurance', Stan.

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01-11-2018, 01:19 PM

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G'Afternoon, Woods

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01-11-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OKMICK

It's called 'Tip Insurance', Stan.

Mick, I simply refuse to believe we have sunk so low as a society that the waitress would call me honey for her own fiscal gain.
I gave her a big tip.

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01-11-2018, 01:28 PM

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Mick, I simply refuse to believe we have sunk so low as a society that the waitress would call me honey for her own fiscal gain.
I gave her a big tip.

I know exactly what you mean. When strippers call me Big Daddy I have to remember that very thing.

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01-11-2018, 01:29 PM

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Afternoon Lou, Stan, CuzAl, Mick, Moldy and Doc!

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01-11-2018, 01:29 PM

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Good afternoon, Al.

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01-11-2018, 01:36 PM

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Days like this make me thankful that I don't have "Stan Hair"....if I did it would be all over the floor from me pulling it out!

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01-11-2018, 01:37 PM

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Share with us the cause of your consternation, Al. By the way, no human is strong enough to pull out 'Stan Hair'.

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01-11-2018, 01:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Northern Glide

The attractive 30-something lunch waitress just called me Honey.
.
.
Do ya think that........... well maybe............ ummm.
Well no, nevermind.

She was talking to your hair.....

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01-11-2018, 01:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OKMICK

It's called 'Tip Insurance', Stan.

Man did I learn this the hard way. I got back at them though, I became a DJ and when that first stripper tipped me at the end of the night I was like "Yea B!tch how you like me now!"
Well at least that's how I remember it. It could have been I was too busy staring to think about anything.

After lunch check in.