I missed it.

 

No telling what my Pop will do when he has a few too many

 

Hmmm.. streaker and a half time ball player. Sounds like my night was better spent elsewhere.

 

Awesome!!

 

Que the civil suit against Ty Law.

 

From Cyril:

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? … You didn’t have that before.” “Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? … What happened to your hand?” The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really..”

“What about that eye patch?” “Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over … I looked up, and one of them sh_t in my eye. “You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird sh_t.” “Well It was my first day with the hook” …

 

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

 

Thank god he didn't have to scratch his nuts.

 

Two donkeys, a nun and a pygmy walk into a bar ... The bar tender says " Is this a joke?"

 

A skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop.