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Old 01-03-2018, 01:44 PM
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I asked the doc how we would know it was successful. He said we would check a sample. With the ex in the room, I asked him if saliva would mess up his test............
 
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Old 01-03-2018, 01:47 PM
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Wait...doctors orders to punch the clown? ****, I am going in tomorrow!!!
 
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When they tell you to take it easy for a couple of days even if you feel good, TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!
 
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Oh, and one other thing, when the wife promises grandeur if you get it done, do not believe one word of it!
 
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I've not gone in to get mine yet. Not wanting any more kids, but too busy to do it and the Quarterlies take the chances of an accident happening to near impossible levels
Add in condoms and necklaces and you should be good.
 
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Add in condoms and necklaces and you should be good.
Pearl necklaces?
 
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by fireman031967
Pearl necklaces?
Hahahaha,hahaha!
 
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:19 PM
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When they tell you to take it easy for a couple of days even if you feel good, TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!
Personal experiences?
 
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Oh, and one other thing, when the wife promises grandeur if you get it done, do not believe one word of it!
This is the truest statement I have read on the interwebs.

On the other hand it checked one of Cheryl's boxes when we were dating, so there's that.
 
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:23 PM
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Personal experiences?
When I got mine done we were in the process of moving into a new fire station, painted all day the next day, paid for it the next 5 days big time!
 
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