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It is amazing how unnatural you act when a cold, gloved hand or your ex-wife’s attorney grabs your jewels
Who had the bigger and colder hands?
 
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I'd take a picture of my water bottle but don't want to make you guys jealous
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
It is amazing how unnatural you act when a cold, gloved hand or your ex-wife’s attorney grabs your jewels
Shrinkage level 8 I would say.

Had the big V a long while back (Dr. Slocum, I **** you not) and I was the subject of an intern training session. Two extremely hot, and smiley young ladies got to shave me down and be part of the fun. It was like something out of a Penthouse forum story - "So there I was, two hot young co-eds shaving my sack, when one of them said, "Ooops - looks like someone is too excited for this procedure. I guess we better ....." We'll you can imagine where it would go from there (fixing the cable).

But naturally that's not at all what happened. It was shrinkage level 11.

It was really cold in that room I tell ya.
 
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Originally Posted by nevada72
Shrinkage level 8 I would say.

Had the big V a long while back (Dr. Slocum, I **** you not) and I was the subject of an intern training session. Two extremely hot, and smiley young ladies got to shave me down and be part of the fun. It was like something out of a Penthouse forum story - "So there I was, two hot young co-eds shaving my sack, when one of them said, "Ooops - looks like someone is too excited for this procedure. I guess we better ....." We'll you can imagine where it would go from there (fixing the cable).

But naturally that's not at all what happened. It was shrinkage level 11.

It was really cold in that room I tell ya.
A buddy of mine asked the guy shaving him if he did that often and when he finished and was leaving my buddy asked if he was going to come back and help the nurses hold the shaft out of the way. His wife at the time confirmed this happened
 
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Originally Posted by nevada72
Shrinkage level 8 I would say.

Had the big V a long while back (Dr. Slocum, I **** you not) and I was the subject of an intern training session. Two extremely hot, and smiley young ladies got to shave me down and be part of the fun. It was like something out of a Penthouse forum story - "So there I was, two hot young co-eds shaving my sack, when one of them said, "Ooops - looks like someone is too excited for this procedure. I guess we better ....." We'll you can imagine where it would go from there (fixing the cable).

But naturally that's not at all what happened. It was shrinkage level 11.

It was really cold in that room I tell ya.
I got the pencil treatment once for “growing” at an inappropriate moment. SMACK....right on the head. It didn’t come out again
 
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Fluffer to exam room 3....stat.
 
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The nurse just pulled the sheet up higher for me.
 
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I've not gone in to get mine yet. Not wanting any more kids, but too busy to do it and the Quarterlies take the chances of an accident happening to near impossible levels
 


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