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Old 12-20-2017, 10:46 AM
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Hair extensions or new weave?
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Mornin Denny!

Russ, when you check back in I need your wardrobe advice. When going to a Ugly Sweater party to which side should I dress my sock roll?
Marcus, good that you asked. Tube socks down the back of your pants, while certainly raising eyebrows, will not garner the attention that you like. To make Beth's co-workers, friends and relatives envious might I suggest using the advanced technique of cigar rolling two pair of tube socks together and running them from the crotch area of of jeans and down the leg. This will most certainly get some salivating glances from other wimmenz at the party and Beth will no doubt be the center of attention as her female associates want to talk about the Yule log that goes under her tree. Pro-Tip- Make sure the socks are INSIDE your jeans.
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 10:58 AM
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There folks, is the wisdom found only in the TOAK. Often imitated, never duplicated.
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 10:59 AM
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I literally laughed out loud at that, Russ. Thanks! That's why i come in the TOAK...the entertainment and wisdom....plus no other thread will have me
 
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Lunch time hello!

I took an executive decision and taking the afternoon off. Fist to the man!

No clue what I am going to do though.... it is 40 degrees here. Might go for a cold kubb.....
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 11:05 AM
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WE've had salt here so unless we get a considerable rain I wont get mine out. The dual sport is an idea tho.......
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 11:11 AM
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True. Need to check the roads. Might just go sit in a bar and have a couple instead and look for a cab to ride.
 
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:47 PM
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Maybe there’s some sports on TV !


Is that your ball ?
 
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I can’t believe Stan is considering a career change, how many people do you know with werkin conditions like his ?
 


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