What is Twizted?

 

Oh, I'm sorry, Russ, the correct answer is "What Did LoneBone Say About Wearing Protective Gear"? How much did you wager? Oh, too bad. Don Pardo, tell Russ about the lovely parting gifts we have for him. I really thought the Poindexter reference would have given you a clue.

 

Can I get 10 minutes with Rosa?

 

If you think you'll live that long, sure.

 

I'm ready with my 2X4

 

We've been over this how many times? You cannot club them over the head and have sex with 'em. It just ain't sporting.

 

I'm back from Christmas shopping with my wife ...well ...my version of it, Took her to a supermarket 20 miles away that's the only place that has Eggplant appetizer. Told her it counts as going Xmas shopping since it's near Xmas and we were shopping. She syas" I think we need 6 or 7 jars of that, I'm going to a different section"...Ok....meet up withher and she says " How many jars of that did you buy?'..I said " All that were on the shelf, I didn't count them"...She counts and says " You bought 16 jars"..... "Ok, if you say so"


BTW...that Rita Grable looks like the model for Marcus' blow up doll

 

Patches Grable....nice ring to it. Now, about what your wife thinks is appetizing about Eggplant....

 

It's a mix of a bunch of stuff that we put in the antipasto that we make. She sent me up there two years ago. I took the URAL and bought 20 jars.... Besides, she said it was on sale $1.50 a jar off regular price. Look how much money I saved!

 

Sunday AM check-in Wooders.
Part of the gang still here from Christmas with the (adult) kids here last night.
A good time was had by all. Makes me a grateful man.
Just finished unclogging the kitchen sink - an hour long, complex hydraulic effort for which I was finally rewarded with the sucking sound of an open sink drain.
Carry On !