So. Many. Jokes. Must. Refrain.

 

It is Longmont, but most often referred to as Schlongmont or Wrongmont. Fort Collins is called Fort Compton

 

Not a Catholic church, no. I would only let my wife and daughter go if that were the case, not my son or myself, since I am so roguishly handsome

 

Ohh.. haha.

 

Oh so you lisp when you say it?

 

Once again you are casting your roots aside....

 

Longmont is like any small town where pretty much everyone knows everyone and knows everyones business. It also has a lot of junkies

 

shots fired.

 

I left the Catholic church a long time ago...basically when my parents stopped forcing me to go. I bet that story resonates with A LOT of people

 

Besides, no where on the bike to mount the Virgin Mary and Praying Hands statues for good luck during drive bys