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Old 12-14-2017, 08:44 AM
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Al, it's OK you tell your Mrs. that so you can use the ATV on the small walk but please, don't insult our intelligence.
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
That's when the pretty Irish girls appear. Actually, not true, Irish wimminz are stunning....milky skin, red hair, blue eyes, shapely....be right back.
Don't squeeze too tightly ... Your eyes will pop!
 
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Old 12-14-2017, 08:45 AM
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Android joke of the day:
~What's the first thing a monster eats after getting its teeth checked?
~The dentist.


g.r.i.n.d.t.i.m.e.
 
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Al, if you fail to heed the advice of the TOAK then you run all sorts of risks
 
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Old 12-14-2017, 08:53 AM
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spray some starter fluid in the carb!! check spark plug...

fuel, spark, or compression...

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Welll....now I'm pi$$ed! Went to use the small blower that i bought this year and it wouldn't friggin' start. Got flooded ,cleaned it out ..won't start. Drain some gas out and it's BROWN. I don't ever remember gas going bad and it had Stabilizer in it...Now , to the PLOW!
 
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by zal
Morning Mick.

Thats gross. Don't forget taxes. Net would be 19.99. But wait...Theres more... for an extra 4.99, you can get the extra insurance that never works out in your favour!
Unnecessary "U"!
 
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:13 AM
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Dammit, there are no unnecessary 'u''s.
 
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eh...
 
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It's a Canadian thing ...yo woldn't nderstand :>)
 
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From the office shuffle spot to the hangar shuffle spot....
 


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