Everything you see is gonna look infected.

 

Hope it clears up before tomorrow ( Hump Day )

 

 

Heading to lunch

 

I was teaching the kids about acronyms last night. One of the apps we support is MAD - Mixed Address Database. I explained you take the first letter of each word to make the acronym. Benjamin says "Like the TOAK?"

Some days he makes me so proud!!

 

Takes after Beth, doesn't he?

 

Buddy sent me these from an old Chirstmas issue of Playboy's Party Jokes


What should you do if you come across Santa on Christmas Eve?
Apologize and wipe it off

What's the difference between Santa in his sleigh and a bar tender?
Santa only has to look at 8 ********

 

He is pretty smart

 

Stopped in to make a sammich....

How in the hell are my Woodrow's?

Got a little whiskey silly with my bud last nite at the Deuce, but I'll tell ya what, he's one talented sum b!tch....he's making me a Bowie knife. Getting close to the last stages. He hand forged, hammered this out of a leaf spring. Damn thing is heavy and tempered beautifully. He hammered a metal table with it several times and nary a mark on the edge.

Texas done away with size limit BS laws on knives, so I can carry this....

Eat my sammich, back to work. So long Woodrow's.....

 

Hi and Bye Jack! That's a knife that would give Crocodile Dundee blade envy