Well, during the dog walk I have had time to reflect on my own areas of male toxicity and am happy to report they are all still in full operation.

 

UPDATE: Plumber was here, Old water heater is out and he's on his way for the new one.

 

I see we’re back to a discussion of plumbing, of various types !

 

Are you going tankless Al?

 

Remorning woods. Went back to bed. Haha. Had to wait for the eye doctor to open so I can get checked for what I think may be pink eye.

Hurray!

 

Better to go tankless than topless...or so the judge told Mom..wait, what?

 

Speaking of tops/topless....(Yes, I realize I am the only one talking about it)

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club."

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?"

The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady said, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

 

No...looked into that 9 years ago. Staying with the indirect type. Mine should be covered under warranty , so staying with same thing.

 

StanBy from the shuffle spot.

 

Stay toxic, Russ.