Just gotta roll with the punches, Marcus. Roll...hahhaa....get it...it's because you said you had to get....hahaha..I am killing myself.

 

I didn't see that coming...good show, I say!

 

Insurance pays more if somebody else kills you....

Annual Borough officials Christmas party tonight. My reward for working tirelessly for free all year.....

 

We went to a Christmas party last night. The hosts decided to hire an acting troupe to perform a 'Dinner Murder Mystery' thing while we ate. Almost made me throw up it was so bad. Told Sherri I am sick next year if they invite us.

 

Maybe you can hand out business cards in case anyone wants to get "Plowed by Al"

 

Mick, you can come by and listen to my father in law talk really loud so everyone can hear him. Not that he has anything important to say...just the opposite....but he makes sure everyone can hear him

 

Marcus, you know how to sell a duck to a deaf man?


WANNA BUY A DUCK?

 

It may cost me a quarterly but I am going to try that with him. Might be worth it

 

What???

 

Why would you want a quarterly from your father in law?