Russ, I can only imagine the content of an article that opens with that.

 

Believe me it gets no better as the author proceeds to emasculate and denigrate every male in the world for various and perceived wrongs to her gender, race, sexual identity and body shape.

 

Off for Monday shuffle.....

 

Mick, how can I earn my card back?

 

1. Spray paint something
2. Go out in public in a Pendleton, chinos and janitor shoes
3. Give yourself the nickname 'Chuy'.

 

1 and 3 are complete. Beth won't be happy about the "Locos" tag I painted on the MDX

 

We've been over this before....you sprayed the driver side again, didn't you?

 

Awww, *&^%!!! I did....sorry...I forgot to look at my "military left" when picking a side

 

Drop and give me twenty.

 

I'm sure Larry and Original Mark are making big plans to celebrate the election of Jack Morris and Alan Trammel to the baseball hall of fame.